I haven’t seen you in a week and this is what I get??
Hi. I'm Gil. I like things and things sometimes like back.
Butt is a loving term reserved for the butt in your life, and mine is Izzy.
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other